St. Patrick’s day is one of the best days of the year. Here are some funny quotes and a little bit of history about this great day.
Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here’s a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then…
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!
“Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the morning of St. Patrick’s Day consists of the night of the 17th of March flavored strongly with the morning of the 18th.”
“There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were.”
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.”